If you're the type of dude who becomes friends with beautiful women and develops unrequited crushes while they still see you as "just a friend," you have probably heard of the "Friend Zone" before. (Either that, or you're spending way too much time on whiny subreddits.)

But what if, deep down, you love this sort of unbalanced relationship? Then the Friendzone Hotline might be for you. Mega Steak Man made this video advertisement of just that. Now lonely dudes can fully embrace being led on by their female friends who totally take advantage of the fact that they won't ever make a move.

Check out the video above to hear a disembodied, sultry voice tell you that she really values you "like a brother."

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