Dita Von Teese seems like a woman who has it together. The burlesque dancer is rarely ever seen without her signature red lips, cat eyeliner, matte foundation and vintage curls -- that's dedication to a look if we've ever seen it.

We're not alone in our Dita fascination though. Into The Gloss sat down with the former wife of Marilyn Manson to find out just how she achieves her pristine look. (Spoiler alert: the mole on her face is a tattoo!) We expected the usual laundry list of products and beauty regimen anecdotes, and the 40-year-old star provided plenty for us to mull over. What we didn't expect? Dita to offer up advice... about nipple hair.

While plugging her upcoming beauty book, she describes it as a manual of things "that you just don’t do around guys." One of Dita's handy tips dealt with nipple hair maintenance:

"My beauty book is going to be totally different from what’s out there. I’m going to tell you that you have to pluck the nipple hairs off your nipples before a date—I’m here to tell you that."

Um, thanks? While we don't think she assumes that there are a lot of girls out there taking off their tops and whipping out a pair of tweezers, it is a bit jarring to read that on a site that we normally look to when choosing a new moisturizer or lipstick. But we do give Dita points for being so candid.

Click over to Into The Gloss for Dita Von Teese's full profile. Or you can just let her nipple hair tidbit marinate for a little while. What do you think of her frank advice?

Check out some celebrity beauty mishaps. Don't worry, there's not a single nipple hair in sight...

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  • Christina Aguilera, January 2012

    Christina had a very unflattering moment when her spray tan dripped right down her leg during her performance at Etta James' funeral. (Getty photo)

  • Lindsay Lohan, October 2011

    No, Lindsay doesn't have bruises on her cheeks, that's just some dark (purplish) bronzer that's making her look a little beat up. (WireImage photo)

  • Cameron Diaz, July 2011

    Cameron usually looks young and fresh but her face covered in white powder makes her look old and scary. (Getty photo)

  • Nicole Kidman, December 2009

    Nicole looks as if she ate a powdered donut before hitting the red carpet. The starlet's nose and cheeks are covered in white powder! (WireImage photo)

  • Leighton Meester, November 2008

    We love Leighton but we do not love her overdone eye makeup, lipstick and blush, that are making her look like she's giving an ode to the comic book character, the Joker. (WireImage photo)

  • Catherine Zeta Jones, October 2008

    Catherine's overdone shimmery makeup makes her look more dirty than sun-kissed. (Getty photo)

  • Pamela Anderson, August 2008

    Uhm, we think it's a problem when your eyeliner is darker than your eyebrows. Don't you? (Getty photo)

  • Sienna Miller, December 2005

    Sienna looks like she may have eaten too many carrots. Either that or her bronzer is simply making her skin look orange. (WireImage photo)

  • Drew Barrymoore, July 2003

    How did this even happen? Drew's usually flawless face was completely hidden by excessive white powder. (Getty photo)

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