ABC Wednesday nights are for modern families, suburbanites and aliens, and Fridays are a revamp of broader TGIF-style sitcoms, which makes Tuesday night the new destination for edgier, quirkier, more mature comedy.

"Happy Endings" (Season 3 premieres Tues., Oct. 23, 9 p.m. ET on ABC) and "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" (Season 2 premieres at 9:30 p.m. ET) are made for each other. They both boast hysterical casts, bizarre storylines and extremely quotable moments, and neither show takes itself too seriously.

Need further proof? Just watch these two semi-NSFW video interviews with the casts to hear a bit about what's coming up on the shows -- an Affleck brother guest stint? A "Breaking Bad" reunion," and a whole lot more about uncircumcised women, child smuggling, TMJ and mouth herpes. Like we said, there's nothing really off limits with these guys, and that's exactly why we love them.

"Happy Endings": Watch Eliza Coupe, Damon Wayans Jr, Adam Pally, Zachary Knighton and Elisha Cuthbert talk Season 3:

"Don't Trust the B----": Watch Krysten Ritter and Dreama Walker tease Season 2:

"Happy Endings" Season 3 premieres Tues., Oct. 23, 9 p.m. ET on ABC, followed by the Season 2 premiere of "Don't Trust the B----" at 9:30 p.m. ET.

Tell us: Are you excited for the return of these two comedies?

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