Public drunkenness. It's something most of us have experienced, but we're not always eager to admit it. Fortunately, our friends are only too happy to point out our sloshed nature and that usually ends with us slurring a defiant "I'm not drunk!" Pride then takes over as we battle our obvious inebriation only to find ourselves crying and falling over. That'll show just how drunk we aren't.
In honor of our collective shame, here's a mashup with all of the above: blatant drunkenness, tipsy denial and accusations of being wasted. So enjoy, but only after you've had a few drinks.