Fake news outlet, The Onion, continually gives us a case of the giggles, especially when they make food jokes.
Today in please-help-me-I-can't-stop-laughing news, we bring you The Onion's "Dream Omelet." Here's the scene: while he slept, a recipe came to a chef in a dream. He brings this dream omelet onto The Onion's "Today Show" spoof "Today Now!" Strange hilarity ensues. Please, whatever you do, don't make this omelet.
Someone please find us a lemon tomato! If this made you hungry, you'll find some egg recipes we think you should make below.