Halloween is a magical time in San Francisco.
In a city where no occasion is too insignificant to break a ridiculous outfit out of the costume closet, Halloween is like Christmas, Easter and Ford Truck Month all rolled into one.
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While we already have you covered on which Halloween parties to attend, you might still be scrambling to figure out what costume to wear.
Sure, there are all the old standards: slutty vampire, slutty pumpkin, slutty meter maid, slutty Mitt Romney, slutty homeless person, slutty PSY from "Gangnam Style" and so forth. But there's nothing like picking your outfit in much the same way you apply ointment: both locally and topically.
With that in mind, here's our handy guide to this year's hottest San Francisco-centric costumes: