10/29/2012 04:08 pm ET | Updated Oct 29, 2012

Hurricane Sandy No Match For 'Zombie Pirate' (VIDEO)

With Hurricane Sandy slamming the east coast, it's critical to find a place to safely ride out the storm. Just take it from the zombie pirate: "It's not time to be out here in the rain. It's time to head home."

Washington D.C. Fox affiliate WTTG took a moment to discuss the severe weather with the seemingly un-dead citizen, who we can only assume knows a thing or two about handling the angry seas.

From the interview:

Reporter: You're a pirate. I apologize. You're just checking things out?

Zombie Pirate: Yes. I've been living in Alexandria about 650 years and this is probably the worst storm I'm expecting.

Reporter: A pirate wouldn't be that afraid of a storm.

Zombie Pirate: Well how do you think I died?

Oh, of course. How silly of us.


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