Conan is right. "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" is a lot meaner than we remember it. Today's kids probably can't handle this stark look at the cruelty of life.
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Although "Tha Carter III" has a baby on it, it is definitely not a children's album. We have to admit, though: he pretty much nailed it.
If you're using Google to search for the perfect "baby pimp" costume, you might want to brace yourself.
Bethany Hamilton And Shark
Teaching your kids to make fun of a girl who had their arm bitten off is probably a bad idea.
Now that's just uncalled for.
Somehow the sippy cup makes it that much more disturbing.
The baby's face says it all.
How could he possibly be in on the joke?
Perfect for the child whose parents have never heard the word "bullying."
As if to say: girls, you can get into the army, but your duties are going to be a little different.
What better way to teach a child about death?
Baby Mr. T
So many things wrong with this costume.
"Jersey Shore" Kids
Probably the most inappropriate costume on this list.
Parasitic Twin Costume
Explaining this one to your kid could be tricky.
Kid Condom Costume
Wow. Just wow.
Show your child you love them just as much as your addictions.
What was the designer going for with this trunk?
Dream big, kids.
His parents are really into "Boardwalk Empire."
Seriously? This is the one age where dressing as a kitten can be super cute and appropriate. Why do we have to ruin that?
Baby Woopie Cushion
Just a reminder that you should never, ever sit on a baby.
And we thought Ariel was scantily clad.
"Junior" gone horribly wrong?
Robert E. Lee Kid
We'll just leave this one right here.