Once Halloween is over, some people -- foolish people -- have no further use for fall's most important gourd. But how to dispose of them? This helpful/hurtful video offers ten violent suggestions, filmed in beautiful slow motion.

If you love pumpkins this may be hard to watch: so many delicious soups and pies crushed in a hail of seeds and string.

Via Tastefully Offensive

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  • PSY "Gangnam Style"

    Heyyyyyyyy, sexy pumpkin!

  • Ron Swanson

    Leave him some bacon and eggs.

  • Jason Sudeikis

    The "SNL" veteran gets a Halloween tribute.

  • LOL Cat

    Everything we've come to expect from this meme.

  • Blues Brothers

    The coolest cats in town.

  • David Letterman

    We think Dave would approve.

  • AC Slater

    It's all right!

  • My Little Pony

    Not just for bronies.

  • Homer Simpson

    The candle is perfectly situated.

  • Ron Burgundy

    "I'm a pumpkin?"

  • Conan Pumpkin

    His Twitter profile pic has never looked better. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/eklousia"></a>

  • Seinfeld

    The whole gang is back together again.

  • Joe Biden

    The nose detail just makes this pumpkin so much more lovable.

  • Michael Jackson

    The ultimate Jack-O-Lantern.

  • The Hunger Games

    May the odds be in your favor (in terms of candy consumption).

  • Roseanne Barr

    We can almost hear her laugh.

  • Mitt Romney

    He's seeing stars.

  • "Archer" Characters

    Sterling Archer and bonus Lana Kane.

  • Dwight From "The Office"

    Jim's ultimate prank?

  • Bill Cosby

    We hope he finds his counterpart Phylicia Rashad pumpkin.

  • Jean-Luc Picard

    "Star Trek" fans rejoice.

  • "The Walking Dead"

    What could be better for Halloween than a whole mess of zombies?

  • R2D2

    This is definitely the droid you're looking for.

  • Walter White From "Breaking Bad"

    "I am the one who knocks, not you, trick-or-treaters."

  • Batman

    Or, the Not-So-Dark Knight.

  • Bender From "Futurama"

    Bonus points for getting the antenna right.

  • Jon Stewart

    Look at that hair!

  • Super Mario

    There's no better Mario than a flying Mario (with raccoon tail, of course).

  • Tim Tebow

    Great likeness, but we can't help but wonder why he isn't in his signature position.

  • Fail Whale

    Commemorating Twitter in real life.

  • Beavis And Butthead

    Classic.

  • Sam Waterson

    What can we say, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jack-mirkinson/the-newsroom-season-finale-recap-the-greater-fool_b_1832252.html">he's back!</a>

  • Don Draper

    He'll get to spend most of his nights lit, much like the actual Don Draper.

  • Obama O'Lantern

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  • Darth Vader

    The intricacies of this helmet are amazing.

  • Joffrey From "Game Of Thrones"

    Creepy kids are the worst.

  • Steve Jobs

    There's nothing better than a tribute pumpkin.

  • Oregon Trail

    Other pumpkins in series include cholera, snake bite, measles, pneumonia, and drowning via attempting to ford the river instead of coughing up a few bucks for a ferry.

  • Nyan Pumpkin

    Be sure to also play the Nyan Cat song on repeat.

  • "Mad Men"

    We can hear the theme song in our heads every time we see this.

  • Justin Bieber

    Oh my gourd.

  • Troll!

    Still as freaky as ever.

  • Sarah Palin

    Is this an impressive Jack-O-Lantern? You betcha!

  • Stephen Colbert

    Even on a pumpkin, the guy stays in character.

  • Mr. Burns

    The best part is his glowing, devilish eyes.

  • Rick Astley

    You'll never give up, let down or "run around and desert" this pumpkin.

  • Iron Man

    The sequel to this pumpkin wasn't nearly as good.

  • The Magic School Bus

    Ms. Frizzle would be proud.

  • Wallace & Gromit

    It's official: Wallace and Gromit can do no wrong.

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