It's hard out there for a bro, man. Especially once you're pushing 30. All your bro friends are dropping like flies, getting married and moving in with their girlfriends -- what's a dude in need of a roommate to do?
This bro had no qualms about stating exactly what he was looking for in a perfect bro partner: jam sessions, BLT convos and a healthy dose of fart jokes.
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