Let's be honest: Politicians tend to make all sorts of campaign promises in pursuit of our votes -- many of which they don't make good on once they're elected.
You know who else has a reputation for making empty promises? Ex spouses. So with that not-so-subtle comparison in mind, we here at HuffPost Divorce asked our followers on Facebook and Twitter to tell us what campaign slogans they wouldn't be surprised to see their exes using if they ever ran for office.
Click through the slideshow below for some of the best responses, then head to the comments to share the stump speech platitudes you could hear your ex uttering if -- yikes! -- he or she were a politician.