11/13/2012 04:34 pm ET

ONN: 2016 Election's GOP Front-Runner Is 'Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage' (VIDEO)

Mitt Romney may have lost the 2012 election, but the GOP has a young, exciting candidate (that just happens to feed off fear and terror) lined up for the 2016 election.

According to the "Onion News Network," the Republican front runner is a "Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage," not Paul Ryan as we might have expected.

Watch the segment above, especially for the amazing voter interview at the :57 mark.


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