Turkeys have been putting up with this annual murder spree called "Thanksgiving" for long enough. This year, they're fighting back.
We can guess that most of you won't see your bird alive before this year's big feast, but if you did, you'd most likely find yourself running swiftly in the opposite direction. If the video above is any indication, turkeys are not happy with our yearly tryptophan fest and are ready to attack at any given moment.
Watch our supercut of some of the funniest turkey "attacks" on YouTube above. Trust us, you won't be going near any feathered friends any time soon.
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