McNearney was just one of the many women who took to Twitter to talk about the holiday this week, and she pretty much nailed it: "Practicing for tomorrow: No, I still don't have kids. Yes, I'll have more wine. No, I don't think he's a socialist. Pass the gravy," she tweeted Wednesday.
Click through the gallery below for more of this week's best tweets from women, go eat your leftovers (yes, pumpkin pie is a totally acceptable breakfast) and check back next week for our new favorites.
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