The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade will roll through Manhattan Thursday morning, heralding the beginning of a day of eating, giving thanks and nursing Wednesday night's hangover with Bloody Marys. But, like anything, the parade has its pros and cons, and Jimmy Fallon is here to lay them out for us.
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'Sgiving Comes But Once A Year
Do they close on Chris'tmas as well?
Suddenly we've lost our appetite.
A Retelling Of American History
"Befriended" is probably what they were going for here.
Turkey Cupcake Surprise
For some reason we just remembered that it's time to walk the dog.
Thanksgiving Has Been Postponed
They just wanted it to be sunny on Thanksgiving, regardless of facts.
Nicole Westbrook's 'It's Thanksgiving!'
In case you weren't just disappointed that this exists, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/15/nicole-westbrook-sings-its-thanksgiving-access-hollywood_n_2139855.html">now she's been on Access Hollywood</a>.
Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving is Ruined
Children are going to learn a lot more than just how to be thankful this year.
The things they did to turn these turkeys into hams would shock you.
Give Me A 'Brake'
Perhaps it's good that kids get away from this school for a while.
Loud Thanksgiving Vest
The legs hanging from the bottom really take this sweater over the edge.
Reporter Surrounded By Turkeys Freaks Out
This response <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/19/when-turkeys-attack-video_n_2159543.html?utm_hp_ref=comedy">seems totally normal</a>.
T is for "Thanks for this shirt, Grandma."
Explicit Turkey Cake
The live turkey head on the cooked turkey body will never not be disturbing.
Not all ice cream cakes are appetizing.
Some people REALLY like turkey.
The internet has taught us that it's probably a bad idea to deep fry a frozen turkey.
A New Kind Of Turducken
We're thankful for this autocorrect.
Thanksgiving Day Parade Fail
'IF YOUR NOT A CHICKEN, BE THERE'
Who would have thought that the marijuana graphic at the bottom wasn't the only mistake on this sign.
Unfortunately this is safer than the traditional way a turkey's body is sold for money. But either way you look at it, she's still getting stuffed.
Lip Sync Parade Fail
He's the Milli Vanilli of Thanksgiving.
Very Special Thanksgiving Special
Finally a way to entertain the relatives without awkward games of Pictionary.
Thanksgiving Oven Can't Take It Any More
To think that science fiction writers have been coming up with stories about a robot takeover when here we are, in 2011, with sentient machines that can't even cook a Thanksgiving meal without crying for help.
Sure, he or she is confused about more than a few things, but as far as accurately capturing the turkey's frame of mind goes, this kid is completely accurate.
Oreos It Is!
Next time, leave the baking to the professionals.
TV Host Blows a Turkey Caller
According to <a href="http://www.onlinemba.com/blog/stats-on-internet-pornography/" target="_hplink">this site</a>, Thanksgiving is the least popular day for porn -- so maybe she's trying to do us a little favor.
Stuffed Turkey Hat
Do NOT try this at home unless are the "Cool" uncle.
Keep these handy in case you need to wash the delicious taste of real Thanksgiving dinner out of your mouth.
Hey, there's always next year. Now where's that Chinese food menu?
Pilgrim Cocoon And Hat Set
If you think babies are awkward in Puritan clothing, just imagine how adults look.
Turkey Cake: Turd Edition
A surefire way to make sure Thanksgiving guests won't ruin their appetites by going for dessert first.
"Gobble Gobble" Diaper Covers
Hope you saved your appetite!
Turkey Cake: Phallus Edition
Sure this turkey's a little smaller than most, but remember, this is an ice cream cake.
Crochet Sexy Turkey Hat
The most confusing thing here is that she piled on the eye makeup -- as if she wasn't sexy enough already! Guess we're missing something.
If this is the best they could come up with for the cover then we don't even want to know what the rest of the decorations look like.
'The First Thanksgiving'
Surely this is one of the finest interpretations of the first Thanksgiving, in which the T-Rex is an allegory for the weird uncle who hits on his niece's friends.
Pilgrim Finger Puppets
Try taking one Pilgrim Finger Puppet away to give your child an even bigger imagination.
News Reporter Attacked By A Turkey
It's too bad that it's not humanly possible for people to put down news cameras --otherwise she could have gotten away much quicker. But it's pointless to think about these impossible things!
Thanksgiving Dinner Loaf
It's sort of hard to tell whether this is an edible disaster or a stunning success -- you tell us.
WIN: Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Gets RICK ROLLED
Sometimes Macy's just GETS IT.