(Warning: These notes include some NSFW language.)
Call it "analog trolling."
There's no denying that a perfectly crafted note to a neighbor steeped in passive aggression (and plain old aggression) is an art form, and it reminds us that people were anonymously jerks well before the Internet. Here are 31 such examples of neighbors passing along notes to remind their fellow man to stop having sex so loudly, pick up their dog's waste and other assorted annoyances.
Just A Home Birth, NBD
P.S. Please don't freak out.
Presumably German Neighbors
This writer has no idea if his neighbors are German, but the flag seems to point in the affirmative.
A second letter?! Nooooo!!!
A Detailed Account
Those little hallway run-ins are about to get a lot more awkward.
Ecstasy or.... MURDER!
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference on sound alone.
"Have A Nice Day"
The smiley face at the end just makes it more aggressive.
"You'll See What Is Coming To You"
This note will one day be called "Exhibit A."
Passive Aggressive Note, Songified
Carly Rae Jepsen would be proud.
Something tells us there's going to be a fight in 301 later.
Just Telling It Like It Is
To be fair, maybe he should invest in some headphones.
Hell hath no fury like a rightful toilet paper owner scorned.
You only get to write, "Now who's the terrorist?" on so many notes in your life.
One Angry Elementary Student
Based on "Dear neibors," we really want this girl to be able to get to school well-rested.
That Escalated Quickly
This writer is clearly hanging on by a string.
'Maybe I am An Ass...'
We're guessing this guy doesn't get a lot of party invites.
So Bubbly It Hurts
The little hearts just add insult to injury.
Best Use Of The Word "Whom"
They should officially change the word "pound" to "kitty jail."
Just Get To The Point Already!
It's not their fault that all the best TV and radio shows start at 5:30 a.m.
No Good Deed
We really don't understand the scenario that would lead to this note.
People just throw around the L word now, amirite?
Stop Stealing Other People's Newspapers
Oh burn on that Post joke.
What would be left of a scooter (or two, fine) that had $1000 worth of parts stripped of it? Also, why didn't this guy just take the whole scooters?
The stationary makes this note really pleasant.
Definite Lawsuit Material
For the full story (note: not worth it) go <a href="http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/07/20/get-your-nozzle-off-my-hose/">here</a>.
Throw away your trash, guys, your neighbor is hilarious.
Our Favorite Person
Is this the start of a wonderful love story?
Note On The Door
The bottom of a door on a post-it is clearly the best place to be aggressive.
This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Terri is going to park where she wants to park, thank you very much!
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