It's Cyber Monday and while we're all hunting for deals online, remember that if something looks too good to be true, it is. Take, for instance, the nefarious "free" section of Craigslist. Within it hides a multitude of sins, mistakes and tragedies. That free trampoline, free canoe, free dog house... there's a reason they're free.

Take a look at some of the worst/funniest items available for free on Craigslist below, and shop safe today, friends.

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    No Fred impersonators please.

  • Free Industrial Sized Wooden Spool

    What would be the logistics of having sex on a spool? Wouldn't it roll?

  • Free Urn

    This Urn must be pretty durable if the only thing destroyed in the fall was poor Dino (R.I.P.).

  • Free Trampoline

    Doesn't it technically belong to this posters' neighbors at this point?

  • Free Kool Aid Costume

    We're so bummed that this prank didn't work. It involved so much planning and so little measuring.

  • Free Keyboard

    Maybe it could be used as a keyboard prop for a student film set in 1999.

  • Not Seaworthy

    We never thought about all the amazing ways you could use a canoe.

  • Free Chronicles Of Riddick DVD

    We wonder if seven years later this is still by this guys' tree.

  • Free VCR With Porno Video Stuck In It

    "Awesome" is a good adjective for any porn really.

  • Free Dog House

    So, if we got this the first thing we would do is wash it, right?

  • Free Cello

    This should really say "two free half cellos."

  • Free Bar Of Yugoslavian Soap

    Sharing soap sounds like the beginning of a "Contagion"-like movie.

  • Free Hot Tub

    This seems like a problem for duct tape.

  • Free Magnum Condoms

    A super chic person deserves these condoms.

  • Free Stuffed Walrus Head

    It's nice to be able to stop by whenever.

  • Free Downed Weather Balloon

    What are the bones? No!!!

  • Ugly Mean Cat

    Lou just needs a good home.

  • Free Playschool Talking Barbeque

    Why it's never a good idea to buy toys with sound effects.

  • Free Mini Donkey

    We really hope these two kids worked it out.

  • Free Toilet

    It's sort of annoying that this person wants the action figure back.

  • Free Stump

    This would go for like $500 at Anthropologie.

  • Free Boxspring

    The last little tip really feels warranted.

  • Free Piano For Catapult Artisan

    If you were catapulting it out, why would it be aimed at all near the apartment?

  • Free 9 Packets Of Regular Flavor Quaker Instant Oatmeal

    This isn't that funny, but we just want to advertise how terrible regular flavored oatmeal is.

  • Free Couch

    We kind of want to save this couch.

  • Free Kung-Fu Gerbil

    We really appreciate that this poster didn't feel the need to go back and change the original post once he realized his error.

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