Warning: the above video contains pixelated faux-nudity and biting political satire that might be unsettling to some viewers.
Well, well, well. It appears that "Wikileaks" has chosen Funny Or Die as the outlet for their latest secret video leak -- and it's going to spell trouble for the recently disgraced CIA Director General David Petraeus.
Let's just say: the guy is REALLY talkative in bed.
Watch the video above to see the Lifetime movie-level drama unfold as Petraeus' "general's hat" captures his NSFW affairs on tape.