1. You're over the age of, say, 16.5 and you still shop at Rainbow.
2. You wear flip flops to the club and get mad if somebody steps on your feet.
3. There are a number of photos of you on the Internet doing "sexy" poses in skimpy outfits that are perhaps two to three sizes too small. In the photos you pose on top cars, in kitchens, bathrooms, door frames, etc.
4. You go on dates always expecting the other person to pay.
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