A receipt may not be the first place you look for humor -- after all, they're designed to be so regimented and boring -- but some people out there are getting really creative with their cash register etiquette.
Whether it's a "best butt" discount, or a tip that just says "math," people know how to be funny (or weird) in astoundingly concise ways.
Whether it's the waitstaff or the customer, there's plenty of receipt re-interpretations.
Check out the pictures below.
A Match Made In Heaven
This looks like the handwriting of a young child.
You Know, That One
People really need to stop messing with Sheila.
Peanut-hollandais... What did you think this meant?
The Only Reason To Go To Steak 'N Shake
High as fuck is going to be really disappointed.
No, Thank You
"Great, but could you also give me my waiter's name."
Not A Number, But...
The number is actually 3.
Petty Cash Fraud
You can't just give anyone a receipt book.
This Joke Happens A Lot
The start to the greatest porn of our time?
Don't Judge Me!
Can a receipt feel sadness? Love?
She/He Should Get More Of A Discount
Oh we see how it is Twisted Root Burger Co., Best Butt is valued way more than Nicest Person.
Math is Hard
But also, great tip.
At Least This Person Also Got Some Pretzels
Let's calm it down.
This Is Really Walgreens' Fault For The Wording
Jesus has heard it before and he's had enough of it, OK!?
No Space Between "Blend" And "That" Please
But the real question is why it costs 1 penny to print this receipt (and then it didn't).
What Is This Short For?
Wife beater? Isn't "white tee" more correct?
It Could Work, Right?
After all those peach schnaps, maybe your judgment isn't the best.
Leftovers For Tip
So That's What Flava Flave Is Doing Now
If only the person had taken the picture with the store's name in it.
You Weren't Supposed To See This
Don't be mean to this dude.
Taco Bell Understands
To be fair, this was at 3:30 in the morning.
Steve Carell Owns This
Extra wet wings, WHAT?
Rue 21 Has An Identity Crisis
This can't be real.
The Worst Store Or The Best Store To Have This Warning?
Staten Island, let's get a round of applause.
On The Plus Side, No Tax
We hope this is just a way to make a drink happier.
It Is What It Is
He who paid for it, delt it.
You Can't Have Sunglasses Without The Sun
But for real, what is this was true.
Not A Joke
We just wanted to make you feel bad about yourself.
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