Stephen Colbert's favorite city, New York, has changed. Not one person was murdered one day last week -- friggin' Guiliani, right?
And that's bad news for the Republicans, who tend to thrive when the world is a scarier place. Definitely not because they made it that way. So there's only one option: It's about time we had ourselves a good old fashioned race war.
In the clip above, Colbert explains how the Republicans can use fear to their advantage in the next election to once again reign supreme, like rising up against The Man. "And I should know -- I'm The Man."