12/06/2012 02:52 pm ET | Updated Dec 07, 2012

Things You Never Thought You'd Have To Say In Your Entire Life

Written by Adrienne Hedger and Shannon Seip For NickMom

Are “Don’t lick the _________” and “Please don’t pee on the _______” parts of your daily conversations? That’s because you’re a mom. In fact, we say those lines so often that we don’t even flinch anymore when the words come out of our mouths. Check out some other things we’ve heard ourselves saying that crazily now seem normal to us.

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