12/07/2012 10:04 am ET

Sex Euphemisms In Music: 15 Absurd Lyrics

R. Kelly's latest album, "Write Me Back," got him another Grammy nomination Wednesday night. While the songs in his eleventh album are softer and more sincere than some of his previous work, he still managed to work in some silly sex euphemisms ("Populate, make the world better" — a gentle request compared to his 2003 warning, "I'm bout to take my key and stick it in the ignition").

From roller-skating to a memorable trip to the dentist, here are 15 of the most absurd sex metaphors and euphemisms in music.

Worst Sex Lyrics


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