R. Kelly's latest album, "Write Me Back," got him another Grammy nomination Wednesday night. While the songs in his eleventh album are softer and more sincere than some of his previous work, he still managed to work in some silly sex euphemisms ("Populate, make the world better" — a gentle request compared to his 2003 warning, "I'm bout to take my key and stick it in the ignition").
From roller-skating to a memorable trip to the dentist, here are 15 of the most absurd sex metaphors and euphemisms in music.
"Burn Bitch Burn" by KISS
"Oh babe, I wanna put my log in your fireplace"
"Shake, Rattle and Roll" by Joe Turner
"I'm like a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store"
"Grillz" by Nelly
"Gotta bill in my mouth like im Hillary Rodham"
"Long John Blues" by Dinah Washington
"Yes I went to Long Johns office and told him the pain was killin' He told me not to worry, that my cavity just needed fillin'"
"Big Ten Inch Record" by Bull Moose Jackson
"I really get her going when I whip out my big 10 inch... Record of a band that plays the blues"
"Sex Weed" by R. Kelly
"Let me hit that ooh wee, that sticky icky your Mary Jane baby That splash, that boo-boo, yo sweet Lucy baby I just wanna get a hit of that, good sex weed"
"Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap
"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo"
"The Lemon Song" by Led Zeppelin
"Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg. The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed."
"Black Hearted Boy" by the Fiery Furnaces
"Go dangle your fishook out in the gutter again"
“Ice Cream Man” by Tom Waits
"I got a cherry popsicle right on time A big stick, mamma, that'll blow your mind"
"Storm (Forecass)" by Jamie Foxx
"There's a flash flood warning Till we wake up in the morning There'll be puddles in the bed The weatherman said Girl the rain is coming"
"Deep" by East 17
"Yeah, I butter toast if you lick the knife"
"Brand New Key" by Melanie
"Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I think that we should get together And try them out, you see"
"Dear God Please Help Me" by Morrissey
"There are explosive kegs Between my legs Dear God, please help me"
"Share My Love" by R. Kelly
"Let's do what we were born to do Populate, let's get together Populate, make the world better Populate"
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