Christmas is the special time of year set aside for eggnog, quiet reflection and time with family.

And also, pasties.

Some festive holidaygoers out there must be demanding sexy Christmas looks, because as it turns out, manufacturers are churning them out like fruitcake. From Santa thongs to sexy elf garb, the person seeking a spicier holiday has several sartorial options to choose from.

Below, some of the most cringeworthy Christmas costumes and lingerie we've ever seen. (And sorry, Jewish folks: you're not immune. Menorah merkin, anyone?)

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  • Festive Bell costume, $49.95

    The <a href="http://www.3wishes.com/detail.asp?referer=GoogleSiteMap&product_id=JEL1034">description</a> says it all: Three Piece Festive Bell Lingerie Christmas Set features Sheer Top with Jingle Bells, White Scalloped Elastic Edging, and Matching Shorts. Santa Hat included.

  • Sexy sheer suit, $34.99

    This <a href="http://www.zentaichannel.com/goods-3302-Sexy+Red+Sheer+Christmas+Santa+Costume.html">Sexy Santa suit</a> apparently airbrushes your nipples away too.

  • Candy cane men's G-string, $11.05

    Kill <a href="http://www.mourningnightmares.com/product.php?productid=97503&cat=1214&page=1">it</a> with fire!

  • Santa Entertainer Slingshot costume, $48.95

    <a href="http://www.zaphon.com/Santa-Entertainer-Slingsot-Outfit.html">In case</a> Christmas is also a working holiday for you.

  • Rudolph-kini, £10.91

    Spoiler alert: Your boss is wearing <a href="http://www.partyonwarehouse.com/fancy-dress/Product_Detail.php?Product=31544&parent=1044&Title=Male%20Fever%20Rudolf%20Kini">this</a> to your office party.

  • Pink Santa costume, £12.87

    Repeat after us: <a href="http://www.partyonwarehouse.com/fancy-dress/Product_Detail.php?Product=8669&parent=1043&Title=Fever%20Pink%20Santa%20Costume">Santa is not pink</a>. Santa is NOT pink.

  • Sexy gingerbread, $59.95

    'Tis the season for <a href="http://www.amazon.com/3WISHES-Ginger-Costume-Womens-Gingerbread/dp/B001VDBUZE">crop tops.</a>

  • Christmas Tree teddy, $39.95

    <a href="http://www.3wishes.com/detail.asp?referer=GoogleSiteMap&product_id=JHC1006"><runs away crying> </a>

  • Sexy Snowman Santa Thong, $9.95

    <a href="http://www.costumesupercenter.com/sexy+costumes-lingerie/HBG004FL-mens-sexy-snowman-santa-thong.html">Verbatim:</a> "This hot thong is sure to give your woman a 'ho, ho ho'!"

  • Dream of Christmas costume, $35.02

    On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... <a href="http://www.sears.com/unknown-dream-of-christmas-plus-women-s-plus-size/p-SPM5859079407?prdNo=5&blockNo=5&blockType=G5">a wardrobe malfunction, probably.</a>

  • Bow & Bells Marabou Pasties, $20.95

    It's so... <a href="http://www.yandy.com/Bow-And-Bells-Marabou-Pasties.php">fuzzy.</a>

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