Sometimes you have to cut your losses and realize you can't trust anyone, not even your friends. This poor gentleman learned that the hard way... literally.
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Just Throw Them Up There
Take that, neighbors who wasted hundreds of lights and hours of manpower creating dubstep-synced light displays.
NSFW X-Mas Decor
For an extra dollar you can get that voyeuristic toy in the background.
But That's Worse Than Coal!
Maybe go with the jewelry.
Charming Christmas Card
It's easy to forget sometimes that we don't have a monopoly on eccentric elected officials. Case in point: <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/12/jorge-santini-mayor-of-san-juan-strange-christmas-photo_n_1143265.html" target="_hplink">Mayor Jorge Santini of San Juan, Puerto Rico</a>, who went a little crazy with his official card one year by taking it at the city's Wildlife Museum. Leopards and gazelles and mayors, oh my!
Sleep In Heavenly Pee?
Bathroom lines must be out the door.
Dingle All The Way
Copyright infringement safely, if not unnecessarily, averted!
Judgmental Christmas Lights
But what are the product disclaimers REALLY trying to tell us?
This Isn't Halloween
This guy took Christmas FAILS to the extreme and caused quite a scare among neighbors. No, not the guy hanging from the roof (that's a dummy), the guy who engineered this fake Christmas-light disaster only to be <a href="http://thehappyhospitalist.blogspot.com/2009/12/christmas-pranks-taken-to-unbelievable.html" target="_hplink">advised by police to take it down because it was freaking people out.</a>
Lazy Man's Christmas tree
Even smells the same!
The giant, pooping elf you see to the left is actually a <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/20/weirdest-christmas-decoration_n_799227.html" target="_hplink">mega-sized version of a popular ornament called a Caganer</a> that's popular in Catalonia and other areas of Spain, Portugal and Italy.
Manscape The Halls
There are some other less-desirable places on a dude's body where he could manscape a Christmas tree, so we're glad he chose this one.
Kids, Look Away
This is just wrong.
Lonely Couple Christmas Card
Baby Mac has his mother's eyes.
Not The Brightest Way To Advertise Underwear
Would it be more or less creepy if he were looking at Santa?
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We have so many questions.
Floating Christmas Tree
Just when Christmas is perfect BAM! Here comes a devil-may-care bannister out to ruin it all. Nothing a little forceful decorating can't fix, however.
Half-Man, Half-Christmas Tree
Only now does his self-described "inverted Christmas tree" beard truly make sense.
That's actually Santa's cousin Ralph Claus. He's the black sheep of the family.
"It's Just What I Wanted!"
Some gifts are unfortunately perfect.
Not So Festive Stockings
A fun game is to think of other naughty things you could spell.
These Candles Really Need Cherries Under Them
This feels like a first draft.
Christmas Day, Like Thanksgiving, Changes Every Year
Will it be closed both days?
We really hope he's just lighting that fire.
If Santa Won't Give You What You Want...
Then you have to take it to the streets.
Every Part Of The House Does Not Need To Be Festive
A Festive Christmas Cake
Santa, Teach Me How To Write
What About Mrs. Claus?
Is she the Morton Salt girl all grown up?
Santa Candy Holder
At least, we think it's a candy holder.
Santa Sez What?
Some things are best left unsaid.