Most depictions of Santa Claus feature a portly white guy with a thick beard and not a lot of sex appeal, but the stock photo industry has other plans.

There's a whole world of sexy Santas out there just waiting to be featured in your seasonal newsletter or Powerpoint presentation.

We've picked out 33 of our favorites to help everyone get in the holiday spirit.

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  • Be A Little Unsure About Using The Term "Christmas Package"

  • Blow Cocaine All Through The Air

  • Look Old With The Beard, But Young With The Triceps

  • Give A Slight Smirk, Think Of How Much Money You Saved On The Gifts

  • Do As Much Of The Captain Morgan Pose As You Can Without Showing Any Underwear

  • Let Your Lady Know She's Number One By Double-Pointing At Her

  • If The Double Point Doesn't Work, The Single Point/Head Dip Will Do The Trick

  • Wearing Just A Tie, Take A Picture Of Her With Your Mind And Fingers

  • Keep Your Mouth Open

  • Blend The Western Theme With The Holiday Cheer

  • Make Sure Your Skin Matches The Color Of Your Santa Hat

  • If You Forgot To Get A Gift, Hold Up An Imaginary One And Laugh About It

  • Same Concept, Only For The Ladies This Is Part Of The Gift

  • Slyly, Seductively, Turn Around While Showing Off Your Number One Asset

  • Always Buy A Tiny Tree

  • Look Up At Your Tiny Tree

  • Hide Half Of Your Face In Darkness, Santa Can Be Mysterious Too

  • Look A Little Confused About Where You Got These Gifts

  • Just Keep Doing The Sly Turn Around, It's Working

  • Shh... Never Tell Your Guy What You Got Him

  • Unabashedly Go Topless

  • Remember Santa Doesn't Have To Wear Red

  • Pretend To Be Happy That He Got You Something Lame Even Though You Agreed To Wear This Santa Outfit

  • Look Moody Even When You're Dressed As Jolly Old St. Nick

  • Remember To Keep It Tight

  • Cover Your Package With Another Package, It's Never Been An Huge Joke Or Anything

  • Remember That Some People Have Really Specific Fantasies

  • Again, Some People Have Really Specific Fantasies

  • Wear Tinsel And Garland As A Scarf

  • Keep The Santa Hats On, It's More Fun

  • Speculate About Whether Or Not You Should Eat Those Cookies

  • JK, Definitely Don't Eat Those Cookies

  • It's Cardio

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  • Somber Santa

  • Sideways Santa

  • Generous Santa

  • Excitable Santa

  • Athletic Santa

  • Goofy Santa

  • Pristine Santa

  • Tired Santa

  • Wide-Eyed Santa

  • Droopy Santa

  • Ashamed Santa

  • Festive Santa

  • Cooperative Santa

  • Lovable Santa

  • Confused Santa

  • Beaded Santa

  • Super Santa

  • Calm Santa

  • Gloomy Santa

  • Perfect Santa

  • Glossy Santa

  • Daffy Santa

  • Sleepy Santas

  • Perturbed Santa

  • Furtive Santa

  • Tiny Santa

  • Bored Santa

  • Inquisitive Santa

  • Perturbed Santa

  • Curious Santa

  • Wilting Santa

  • Angry Santa

  • Interested Santa

  • Hairy Santa

  • Fluffy Santa

  • Exhausted Santa

  • Sneezy Santa

  • Sunny Santa

  • Shy Santa

  • Plaid Santa

  • Darling Santa

  • Amazed Santa

  • Adorable Santa

  • Investigative Santa

  • Accommodating Santa

  • Bashful Santa

  • Knitted Santa

  • Hooded Santa

  • Camouflaged Santa

  • Menacing Santa

  • Absorbed Santas