Fashion, evanescent as it may be, has a few essentials that have withstood the test of time. Who doesn't look chic in a crisp white button-down, a sleek trench coat or the perfect, sexy red lip?
But for every classic Burberry trench, there is an equal and opposite counterpart: the style look that no one really looks her best in.
We surveyed our team and compiled some looks that we think NO ONE (even, say, Gisele) could expertly pull off.
Agree? Disagree? Check out our picks below and tell us what you think.
Turtlenecks in general can be hard to pull off, but adding chunky ribs to a clingy knit makes the look even more difficult.
Unless you're pregnant, or want to just LOOK like you are, probably give the under-the-boobs waist a pass.
Either your feet are going to be sweaty, or your legs are going to be FREEZING.
Men: unless you want to channel Richard Gere in every '80s movie, flat-front is the way to go.
They may be trendy, but unless you're a 6'2" supermodel (we're not), it's hard to find a tea-length that flatters your legs.
High-waisted denim can make even the sexiest and curviest among us look like a SNL parody.
The '80s -- and the '80s revival -- are over.
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