"Someone just threw fireworks out of their car on the highway."
Only a Miamian can talk trash about this crazy city and its even crazier inhabitants. Each week, HuffPost Miami covers the wackiest 305 moments as captured on Twitter.
In this week's 'OnlyinMiami' moments, a grass salesman likens quality artificial sod to crack cocaine, Sofia Vergara is caught eating nachos while everyone's on SoBe, and a primped pup is left to bake in someone's car (please Miami, don't do this!!).
Click through this week's Magic City Twitter highlights with the hashtag "onlyinMiami":
MUA Alumni Assoc.
Today after I left the spa I hoped on a boat #onlyinmiami #miamilife http://t.co/zzYBdKmt
This Toyota 4runner just crashed into a Rolls Royce. #onlyinmiami #suckstobethatguy http://t.co/X23LBwqw
A short school bus with these puppets all over the windows. #onlyinmiami #305 #messedup http://t.co/bvlAozKK
Laying at the pool and the two dudes next to me have smoother legs... #OnlyInMiami http://t.co/bxQTt9FH
Shorts and flip flops in January #onlyinMiami #lovebeinghome
Know how I know you're cool... Cause you have "holla" tatted across your forehead 😒 #onlyinmiami
Uggs and shorts are totally acceptable to wear together! #onlyinmiami
A horse raped and a naked man attacking a dog? What a way to start a year. #onlyinmiami #wtf #smh
Hahahaha billboards for aguardiente #onlyinmiami #gettingnauseous
#cortadito #mcdonalds #onlyinmiami 😍😍😍 #goodmorning #felizañonuevo #happynewyear http://t.co/caVlAAg5
A dressed up dog stuck in a hot mercedes #onlyinmiami http://t.co/MVYRDari
It's 12:35 and people are still shooting off fireworks (from their apts) in Brickell and Little Havana #HappyNewYear #onlyinmiami
Nemo's Lucky Fin
LMAO Someone just threw fireworks out of their car on the highway😂 #onlyinmiami
I hope our roof is bulletproof. #MiamiNYEProblems #onlyinmiami
Never seen so many Bentleys Feraris and Lambos in my life. #Onlyinmiami
jenny d :)
#onlyinmiami do you see a sign that says 'Feliz and sexy 2013' lmao #icant
Radio teaching us some strip club etiquette #onlyinmiami @alexturac
Dog with guayabera #onlyinmiami #miami #art #museum #random #meme #awkward http://t.co/Pg5jzPLj
Lamborghini parked with an Aston Martin right behind it #OnlyInMiami
Just saw a guy with a pet bunny on a leash #OnlyInMiami
The funniest store name ever! #hialeah #onlyinmiami http://t.co/SM8O9bdf
Now, I've seen it all! A car with Christmas lights all over it ... #OnlyinMiami http://t.co/RiHUDEp2
Just saw a mermaid and an alligator #onlyinmiami
Well well look who left us his number on my receipt ;) #onlyinMiami http://t.co/yDGUEd6Z
Party Yacht blasting opera music at 1:25 AM #OnlyinMiami