Indie rock goddess Kristin Hersh, former leader of Throwing Muses, set all of our minds at ease over the weekend when she tweeted a photo of the reassuring headline above.

If you're like us, you hadn't really considered the possibility of a jellyfish apocalypse, but now that you have, it's your single worst fear. But rest assured, as the headline says, it's totally not happening.

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