As devastating as Taylor Swift's latest break-up was to the national mood, America took some slight solace in knowing that with a Taylor Swift break-up would inevitably lead to a fist-pumping, triumphant song about getting over heartbreak.
But on Monday's "Conan," the show revealed the first peak at the newest lovelorn ballad -- and Taylor could have at least finished the song, instead of leaving blank spaces where the name of her former beau and details of their shattered union should go.
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