"When I'm looking for relationship advice, I always turn to televangelist and gay icon Pat Robertson," Colbert admitted when introducing his support for Robertson's newest foot-in-mouth statement on "Foot In Mouth: The TV Show," also known as "The 700 Club."
Earlier this week, Robertson made headlines for saying that "awful looking women" are centrally to blame for marriage problems. Which is exactly what Jesus preached.
Colbert quoted his favorite Bible verse supporting this: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone... at that uggo over there, woof!"
Check out Colbert's mocking endorsement of Robertson's rant from last night's "Colbert Report" in the clip above.