It's almost that time of year, when the rest of the world watches sexy, nonsensical Super Bowl commercials in order to reacquaint itself with the supermodels we know and love.

Last year Adriana Lima bagged herself a couple of ads; but in 2013, it's no secret that America's model of the moment is Kate Upton. Cue the Kate Upton Super Bowl ads in all their blonde, skin-baring glory.

Upton's Mercedes-Benz Super Bowl commercial is out -- we could say "leaked," except that Mercedes-Benz posted the spot itself on YouTube -- and it's just as you'd expect. The video title is "Kate Upton Washes the All-New Mercedes-Benz CLA in Slow Motion" so you get almost what you pay for click on: the Victoria's Secret model, clad in cutoff shorts, a tank top and surprisingly unsexy sandals, vamping it up in a slow-mo next to a sudsy car.

The only catch? Upton doesn't actually get into the washing action like you'd expect. "Dukes of Hazards" this is not.

But hey, we don't want to spoil it for you. Watch it below and stay tuned for the real thing on February 3. You are watching the Super Bowl, aren't you?

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  • Vogue US, June 2013

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  • Harper's Bazaar, April 2013

  • Vogue UK, January 2013

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  • Vogue Italia, November 2012

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  • Vogue, November 2012

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  • CR Fashion Book, Fall 2012

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  • Interview Russia, July 2012

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  • GQ, July 2012

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  • July 2012

    20 year-old Kate Upton denies rumors that she was drinking alcohol at a Detroit Tigers baseball game (TMZ Photo)

  • Vogue, July 2012

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  • June 2012

    "The Many Talents Of Kate Upton" presented by GQ and shot by Terry Richardson (Youtube)

  • May 2012

    Kate Upton at amfAR's Cinema Against AIDS (Getty photo)

  • May 2012

    "Schiaparelli And Prada: Impossible Conversations" Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art (Getty photo)

  • May 2012

    Cannes Film Festival (Getty photo)

  • April 2012

    Bloomberg & Vanity Fair Cocktail Reception following the 2012 White House Correspondants' Association Dinner (Getty photo)

  • May 2012

    Kate Upton dances the "Cat Daddy" for Terry Richardson (Youtube)

  • April 2011

    Kate Upton's famous Youtube video where she dances the "Dougie" at a Los Angeles Clippers game (Youtube)

  • Sports Illustrated, March 2012

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  • Esquire, March 2012

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  • Carl's Junior, February 2012

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  • February 2012

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  • Beach Bunny 2012

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  • Remix, August 2011

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  • Guess S/S 2011

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  • Guess S/S 2011

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  • Guess S/S 2011

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  • Guess S/S 2011

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  • Victoria Secret Spring 2011

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  • Esquire Mexico, March 2012

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