Don't bring that stuff to New Orleans, 49ers fans. Don't bring those guns, those knives, that violence. Not to New Orleans.
Not to the Super Bowl.
This column will be harsh, 49ers fans, but it will be fair. And it will make it clear early, just a few sentences in, before we get some momentum going and some damning facts printed -- before the easily swayed are swayed into thinking most 49ers fans, or even lots of you, are violent, dangerous psychopaths. You're not. Not most of you. Not even lots of you.
But enough of you? Yeah, enough of you are violent, dangerous psychopaths.