Well, he tried. That's the important thing.

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  • 0% Just Has A Nice Ring To It

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  • Why, That's A Steal!

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  • $1 Laptops?!?!?! Oh...

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  • Or 1 For The Price Of 1

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  • "Clearance" Means Paying $9 More!

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  • We Don't Want It, Even If It Is 'Marinated'

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  • "New" "Lower" Price Is More Like It

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  • Actually, You Pay 2 Cents More

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  • Wow! Chicken Poop Never Goes On Sale!

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  • Well, When You Put It Like That...

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  • Hopefully Only Gently Used...

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  • Buy 3, Pay 23 Cents More!

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  • Poor Hoes. They're Practically Giving Them Away!

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