When you’re a kid you’ll do pretty much anything to get out of going to school. Fake coughing, putting a thermometer under a light, pinching your cheeks to make them look flushed, you name it, they've tried it.
One Redditor's child, however, has taken the faking sick routine to a whole new level, a very clever, very lazy and borderline frightening level. We're no doctors, but we're pretty sure that anyone currently unable to breathe wouldn't be able to finish writing their own sick note. Perhaps if he didn't play hooky, he could learn all about that.
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