For some reason, Florida has been the locale of some of the oddest crimes in America. If a news headline starts off with "Florida Man..." it's almost guaranteed that what follows will involve something horrific.
Someone made a Twitter account for Florida Man, which describes itself as "Real-life headlines about the world's worst superhero." It's simple: Find stories that begin with something horrible that a "Florida man" did, and imagine they were all carried out by the same guy.
Check out some of the crimes perpetuated by the forever-depressing Florida Man.