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02/13/2013 05:02 pm ET

CNN Not Sure If Marco Rubio's Drink Of Water Will Doom His Career, But Will Totally Get To The Bottom Of It

CNN host Wolf Blitzer asks the question that everyone else has too much self-respect to ask: "Can a drink of water make or break a political career?"

marco rubio drink

One answer is: "Oh, yes, I can picture the attack ads now: 'If Marco Rubio can't handle his dry mouth, HOW WILL HE HANDLE AHMADINEJAD?'"

The other answer is: "No. Don't be an idiot."

I know which one I'd pick! But CNN will probably have an unwatchable panel discussion on the matter, anyway. I'll spare you that atrocity.

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