Bars... they always have your very best interests at heart. It's not that they want you to drink every night of your life, they just want you to know they aren't judging.
Whether you're heartsick, broke, or just plain bored, bar signs are there to make you feel that having a drink is justified, warranted and even healthy.
Check out these 19 reasons to drink and let us know which is the most convincing.
Blah, Blah, Blah
This sign says nothing and everything at the same time.
A Thought Provoking Question
Either way you answer, you're coming in.
It's Always 5 o'clock Somewhere
A Healthy Life Mantra
These two go hand in hand.
It's For A Good Cause
The earthquake may have been 14 years ago, but it's never too late to help.
The Best Kind Of Soup
Sure, I'll take a cup.
Be Like The Anchorman
Order some scotch.
Today Is Not Special
Depressing, but sure.
Drink Your College Years Away
And make your parents proud.
It's A Mystery
Tonight's going to get WEIRD.
A Very Logical Sign
Therefore, my choice to come in and drink is also logical.
When Life Gets Boring
We can think of one thing that always works.
Look, you're already saving money.
Where Happiness Is Sold
I only need one and it's the cat-like reflexes.
No reason necessary.
That's A Good Deal
Free air guitar isn't easy to come by.
This bar is here to help.
Until you look a little closer.
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