Take their sleep patterns, for example. HT just can't keep his dismay to himself: "Alarm clocks. Adults do you mean to tell me that without a machine you would not wake up in the morning? Your body is in shambles." He's equally perplexed by their eating habits, though he does his very best to explain them: "The reason adults eat things like spaghetti squash is because they're old and their taste buds have been dead for some time." And he's not afraid to call out hypocrisy when something just doesn't make sense: "'We don't eat frosting for breakfast,' said the woman with her hand wrist deep in the Nutella jar."
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