Local news interviews are often the best, but now we have a definitive collection of the best of the best. And we think everybody has time for that.
Watch Funny Local News' extremely thorough, 15-minute compilation of the funniest local interviews of all time above. You'll remember such classics as the "I like turtles" kid and, of course, Antoine Dodson, but there were definitely a few gems in there that we had never seen before.
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Crazy Coffee Lady On Robbery
That is some GOOD coffee!
Antoine Dodson On 'The Bed Intruder'
His 15 minutes of fame for this spirited rant have officially begun.
Hilarious Surfer Dude On Flood
Woah, like. Totally... Dude.
Kid Who Likes Turtles On... 'Face Painting'
This is why you should ALWAYS pre-screen these interviews.
Everyone In Mobile, AL On 'The Leprachaun'
Pretty much EVERYONE interviewed in this segment on a possible "Leprechaun" problem in Mobile, AL is out of their minds.
Bubb Rubb And Friends On Whistle Tips
The whistles go "Woooooot!"
O'Hare Airport Guy On UFOs
Cool Australian Kid On His 500-Person Party
Thanks for dressing up!
Nonchalant Dog Owner On His Dog's Attack Of A Mailman
Wait until about 1:10 for the ridiculous interview with the owner of a dog that brutally attacked a mailman. The guy couldn't care less, doesn't stop drinking his ice tea, and even says it was the mailman's fault. "Lawyer" is obviously a foreign concept to him.
Local Woman On Her Cold Weather "Secrets"
She gets right to the point, doesn't she?