When a study of 10,000 porn actors emerged last week and two women in the newsroom who read it gave each other a high five, I couldn't wait to see the results.
The typical porn star, it turns out, is a rather unextraordinary 5-foot-5, 117-pound Caucasian woman with brown hair and a 34B bra size, at least according to Jon Millward's "Deep Inside," a study of porn stars and their careers.
Another woman with some explaining to do, Kara Vandereyk of Las Vegas, has to answer to charges of having sex with a pit bull.
Meg Griffo's "People Accidentally Shown Porn" roundup proves that you don't have to seek smut out to be exposed to it, unless, of course, you happen to be a member of the HuffPost Weird News team on a random Wednesday night.
Another guy with the hots, 27-year-old porn actor Donny Wright, was arrested for allegedly breaking into a Louisville firehouse and playing with his own hose.
Meanwhile, Andy Campbell kicked back with some icky-sticky marijuana porn. As his editor, I trust that he researched the subject thoroughly.
Still, there was some redemption. Emily Thomas reminded us that even if you're a bearded lady, a goggly-eyed old man, or morbidly obese, there's work for you at the Ugly Model Agency.
And even if you've got the world's worst tattoo -- a tribute to your newlywed wife gone horribly wrong -- there's hope. Even as the years pass, beauty can be enhanced.
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CORRECTION: An earlier version of this story incorrectly stated that Gonzales filmed a porn scene that took place in a firehouse last summer.