Kids say the darnedest things, but sometimes they cut to the quick, too.
Take, for example, this smart-aleck fourth-grader, who should probably back away from daytime television and clearly needs to put Germaine Greer on his summer reading list. His teacher posted this exchange to Facebook (shortly after sending him to detention, we hope). If she was seeking sympathy within her social network, she went to the wrong place. The post pulled in 180 "Likes" by the time one of her friends posted the status update to Reddit for the rest of the Internet to see.