This year's Academy Awards may have been full of zingers and inappropriate Seth MacFarlane jokes, but some of the best banter took place backstage in the interview room where all the winners were harassed by a sea of reporters.
Questions ranged from the boring ("How does it feel to be a winner?") to the completely off-topic ("Are you able to attend this teeny-tiny press event in Timbuktu next week?") to the provocative ("Did you like the Boob song?") to the very direct ("Are you impressed with yourself?")
With the winners riding a wave of excitement, shock and alcohol, the very best things said at the Oscars were most likely not aired on television.
Herewith are the top quotes of the night from behind the scenes: