Kenneth Kulas, Ohio Man, Confesses Love For Urinal: Cops

Maybe the urinal was hot.

NewsNet5 reports that Kenneth Kulas was arrested on Saturday in Eastlake, Ohio after he allegedly cursed at bags of tobacco. When cops put him in a holding cell to sober up, Kulas allegedly confessed his love for a nearby urinal. You can see footage of Kulas in the video above.

Cops were called to a local tobacco store to subdue Kulas who, according to police, was causing a disturbance by yelling and cursing at tobacco bags. He was placed under arrest and charged with disorderly conduct.

To learn more about Kulas' antics, including his alleged conversation with a bottle of vodka, go to NewsNet5.

As far as alleged drunken incidents involving urine go, it could have been a lot worse for Kulas.

A fellow Ohio resident and apparent Cleveland Browns fan was filmed dunking his head in a bucket of urine in exchange for $450.

And as far as forming an amorous relationship with an inanimate object, the suspected toilet lover is hardly alone.

Just take a look at Buzzfeed's list of ten people who love things, like a gentleman who married his pillow and a lady who wed a roller coaster.