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Chris Brennan Allegedly Peed On Cop's Sandwich, In Patrol Car

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Chris Brennan allegedly peed in a cop's patrol car and on the officer's lunch.
Chris Brennan allegedly peed in a cop's patrol car and on the officer's lunch.

A spring breaker in Florida made good on his promise, "I will piss in your car!" when he urinated inside a patrol car and on a deputy's lunch.

Cops showed up shortly after Chris Brennan, 18, and two others were allegedly smashing bottles on a Fort Myers Beach resort at around 2 a.m. Monday, Fort Myers News-Press reported.

A deputy threw Brennan in the back seat of a patrol car for "safety purposes" while he questioned the other two, according to a Lee County Sheriff's Office report. The teenager responded by banging his head against the car's window bars and threatening to pee.

He then allegedly urinated through the car's screen cage and onto the deputy's personal items, including a cellphone, water bottles, and his lunch bag.

The 18-year-old was arrested and charged with resisting an officer without violence.

Brennan's "I will piss in your car!" line rivals that of Dylan DiFalco, who last year peed in a cop car and allegedly said, "I told you I had to go, you stupid cop."

And the sordid backseat stories don't peak there. In 2011, despite being handcuffed, a couple arrested on drug charges managed to get amorous in a patrol car's backseat. Most recently, "Dazed and Confused" star Jason London allegedly defecated in the backseat after being arrested for assault.

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