Anti-zombie Perfume Keeps The Undead Away

03/11/2013 02:18 pm ET

Because you can never be too prepared for the zombie apocalypse, the Demeter Fragrance Library has created anti-zombie perfumes.

The fragrances, Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her, are designed to evade zombie detection (and dismembering) by masking your warm, spring-fresh, undead scent with the aroma of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, earth, moss and, for the ladies, dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel.


Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!