Say what you mean and mean what you say. In a world filled with so much sarcasm and innuendo, it's refreshing to know that there are people out there who live by that simple concept.
Here are 15 examples of the literal truth in action.
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Dead End
We get it.
Baby on Board
Ah, we see what you did there.
Above The Trash
Oh, British humor. So dry.
Chocolate Chip Granola Bar
Chip. Singular.
Coffee Pot
It is indeed a pot.
Draw Bridge
Done.
Just A Rat In A Cage
The Smashing Pumpkins would be honored.
Million Dollar Baby
Giving Hilary Swank a run for her money.
Drive-Thru
Look, that's on you.
Error Pardoned
A fortune that is begging to be listened to.
Novelty Fuzzy Sticks
Because the term, pipe cleaners, was a little too nondescript.
A Bookworm
He has one job and he's going to do it.
No-Standing
For everyone, including this sign.
You Said Draw Something
Instructions followed to the letter.
Literal Gamer
Takes "high scoring" to the next level.
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Posted: 03/14/2013 8:09 am EDT | Updated: 03/19/2013 3:05 pm EDT