Semen! With the possible exception of Bud Light, no fluid is as responsible for the propagation of the human species.

Some of us think it's funny, some of us are grossed out by it and the lucky few of us cannot get enough of the sticky swimmers.

Despite it's ubiquity (have you seriously ever taken a black light to a hotel room?), we're still finding out new and newer things out about the mother-of-pearl goo.

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  • Chris Trew

    Air Sex World Championships founder and MC Chris Trew is a great kisser. Wait, is that kissing? Photo by <a href="http://danasauchelli.com" target="_hplink">Dana Sauchelli</a>

  • Tootenanny wins!

    Tootenanny really knew the redneck way. Photo by <a href="http://danasauchelli.com" target="_hplink">Dana Sauchelli</a>

  • Jam Out With Your Clam Out

    Raunchy indeed! But she just didn't have what it took to make Air Sex World Champion this year. Photo by <a href="http://danasauchelli.com" target="_hplink">Dana Sauchelli</a>

  • Bird Call?

    No, that's just Jam Out With Your Clam Out doing what she does best: imaginary lovin'.

  • The Finalists

    From left to right: Foxy Brownskin, Jam Out With Your Clam Out and Tootenanny take the stage for one more round of air sex.

  • Jam Out With Your Clam Out

    Photo by <a href="http://danasauchelli.com" target="_hplink">Dana Sauchelli</a>

  • Magic Michelle

    Oooh, bendy! By the way, she's a lawyer in her off-time. Photo by <a href="http://danasauchelli.com" target="_hplink">Dana Sauchelli</a>

  • Magic Michelle

    Photo by <a href="http://danasauchelli.com" target="_hplink">Dana Sauchelli</a>

  • Magic Michelle

    Photo by <a href="http://danasauchelli.com" target="_hplink">Dana Sauchelli</a>

  • Jam Out With Your Clam Out

    Photo by <a href="http://danasauchelli.com" target="_hplink">Dana Sauchelli</a>

  • Tootenanny

    Photo by <a href="http://danasauchelli.com" target="_hplink">Dana Sauchelli</a>

  • Tootenanny

    Photo by <a href="http://danasauchelli.com" target="_hplink">Dana Sauchelli</a>

  • MOP GUY!

    This was one of the workers at Drom in NYC. He wasn't supposed to perform, but when a competitor spilled a beer on stage, Mop Guy gave a little show. Awesome.

  • The Finalists

    Photo by <a href="http://danasauchelli.com" target="_hplink">Dana Sauchelli</a>

  • Tootenanny

    Photo by <a href="http://danasauchelli.com" target="_hplink">Dana Sauchelli</a>

  • Tootenanny

    Photo by <a href="http://danasauchelli.com" target="_hplink">Dana Sauchelli</a>

  • Fat Albert

    Classic move. Photo by <a href="http://danasauchelli.com" target="_hplink">Dana Sauchelli</a>

  • Fat Albert

    Photo by <a href="http://danasauchelli.com" target="_hplink">Dana Sauchelli</a>

  • Fat Albert

    Photo by <a href="http://danasauchelli.com" target="_hplink">Dana Sauchelli</a>

  • Madame Lavender

    Photo by <a href="http://danasauchelli.com" target="_hplink">Dana Sauchelli</a>

  • Crash, Of Bums & Bozos

    Nobody had any idea what this guy was doing. But he spilled the beer that resulted in Mop Guy, so we were cool with it.