Aside from using it to stalk exes or find out which of your high school friends now have children, Facebook has other, even more important uses. For example, crafting the most clever comments and perfectly sarcastic replies.
Whether a status is well-meaning or totally asinine, creating just the right response takes wit, skill and plenty of smart-assery. Check out 17 of our favorites below and leave your own witty response in the comments (we know you will, anyway).
Oh, The Horror!
Let's hope for a new era.
Looking For Love?
Well, I think they've found it.
This comment has her stumped for a reply.
But always clever.
Facebook Is Good For Ultimatums
And positive family interactions.
Women And Terminator Robots
Have a lot more in common than we thought.
Real Clever, Mom
Earning her right to be on Facebook.
People and Pokemon are EXACTLY the same.
They Have The Power!
Grammar Police, but very clever ones at that.
More like evil... and hungry.
Love Is No Challenge
Dealing with toothpaste containers? Now, that's another story.
'Go Away Scarlett'
That awkward moment when... Scarlett's right.
It just gets creepier and creepier.
He Sees You
And he's not afraid to tell everyone.
Are difficult to understand.
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